WHAT THE F*#! HAPPENED TO OUR SEX LIFE?

• Does your significant other feel more like your "BFF" than your partner because the sex has dwindled? 
• Reminiscing about what that "new love feeling" felt like? 
• Remembering the days when all you did was daydream about them, and couldn't wait to rip their clothes off? 
• Thinking about those work weeks that had you "feenin like jodeci" for Friday to come so you could see them, kiss, hug, and *** them? 

I'm talking about that feeling when you just couldn't get enough!!!! OKAY...so where did that feeling go and why have you gone from sexing like rabbits to sexing once to twice a month??? There are a couple of explanations as to why you have cob-webs growing in your private area and here they are:


1. KIDS ARE THE OFFICIAL "COCK" BLOCKERS! Chances are if you're raising children together the sex has taken a nose dive. Raising children are exhausting and leaves you little energy at the end of the day. Some men view the mothers of their child differently after giving birth, such as looking at them more as a respectful Catholic school nun instead of " stripper Tammy". However I say don't let kids sway your outlook. Men you fell in love with slutty Tammy in the bedroom and that shouldn't change just because she had a baby, we still like to feel desirable and vice-versa for the women. Ladies don't turn into Timid Tammy just because you're a mommy, be a MILF and get it "poppin" with your man! As for being too tired for sex...try morning sex after a good nights rest and the kiddies are still sleeping. Also while the kids are occupied playing, you can usually slip away for 10minutes without them noticing and slip in a GREAT quickie.


2. VENUS vs. MARS: Men and Women are different in every way and that includes S.E.X. Once we find that dude we see ourselves marrying because he takes care of all our needs; Specifically in the "bedroom", WE. ARE. GOOD! If the sex is great, he is all we want and need andBOREDOM doesn't enter our mind in the sex department, because he's "puttin it on us". BUT men, men, MEN are completely different! Our kitty-kats and love-making skills can still be just as fabulous as it was in the beginning plus we still look good and they'll grow bored of us. Why you ask? Men grow bored of the same pu$$y regardless of how great it is. I'll never forget what an "Old G" told me and that is "show me a beautiful face, and I'll show you a guy whose tired of fucking her!" So since we can't build ourselves a new vagina, I say we have to be CREATIVE! Get the heels on, role-play, learn some new moves, take a stripper course and make him miss you! Go away on that annual vacation with your girls, comeback renewed and ready to put it on HIM!


Ladies and Gents this period of monotony is normal in long-term relationships and will pass if you invest and re-invent yourself by trying new things in your relationship. If you have a good person for a partner who clearly shows you they still love you although the sex is lacking, you'll be fine.